‘Our Father, Who
does art in heaven, Harold
is His name. Amen.’
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A little boy was
overheard praying:
‘Lord, if you can’t
make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real
good time like I am.’
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After the christening
of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the
way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked
him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy
replied, ‘That
preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay
with you guys.’
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One particular
four-year-old prayed, ‘And forgive us our
trash baskets
as we forgive those
who put trash in our baskets.’
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A Sunday school
teacher asked her children as they were on the way to
church service, ‘And
why is it necessary to be quiet in church?’
One bright little
girl replied, Because
people are sleeping.’
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A mother was preparing
pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3
The boys began to
argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw
the opportunity for a moral lesson. ‘If Jesus were
sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother
have the first pancake, I can wait.’ Kevin turned to his
younger brother and said, ‘Ryan , you be Jesus!’
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A father was at the
beach with his children when
the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the
shore where a seagull lay
dead in the sand..
‘Daddy, what
happened to him?’ the son asked.. ‘He died and went to
Heaven,’ the Dad replied. The
boy thought a moment and then said,
‘Did God throw him
back down?’
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A wife invited some
people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said, ‘Would you like to
say the blessing?’
‘I wouldn’t know
what to say,’ the girl replied. ‘Just say what you
hear Mommy say,’ the wife answered. The daughter bowed her
head and said, ‘Lord,
why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?’
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And if you don’t
send this to at least 8 people —– who cares!
Peace, love and
happiness
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